If that ain't loving me:

Last night I was watching TV and out of the corner of my eye a seen some small multi colored objects fly by. At first I thought a Rift opened up in the fabric of space and anti matter was spewing into my front room but it turned out to be projectile vomit from the cat. The wife was sleeping so I figured I would clean it up but when tried I started gagging and dry heeving. The wife called out and asked if I was all right and I said I was then explained that the cat puked on the TV and I was trying to clean it up. I tried cleaning it up a few more times but kept gagging and dry heeving. Finally the wife got up and cleaned it so could watch TV – and I think that was pretty special. Thought I would through in an old song from our days long before the wife knew I was a gagger. Cheers!